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Wednesday, August 02, 2006

The Project

I am oh so thrilled that the greatest reality show ever, "Project Runway," is back, but I have refrained from blogging about it at this point because I do know that these things tend to get the best of me. So, I won't be commenting on the fact that Laura and Michael totally won the challenge for that wack-a-doo in her bubble skirts, the talent-free Angela. Nor will I comment on Cheater Keith and the many ways he cheated while maintaining flawless skin. I'm not even going to say a word about the fact that the show bans pattern-making books, but as Bradley showed once again, they don't ban pot. However, my resolve to resist making commentary dissipated when I saw what Heidi chose to wear while standing in judgment of others. If I had been boring sportswear girl, I would have gotten up in her Teutonic mug and been all, "Miss thing, I know you don't think you're gonna come up in my grill in your polyester pantaloons and talk smack about my clothes! I will beat a ho down!" Or that's what I would have said were I a strong black woman.

Oh, and I soooooo wanted Daniel Vosovic from last season to pop up when they started stealing each other's models to do a big gay inhale and shout, "IT'S A MOTHERFUCKING WALK-OFF!!!!!" I need that as my ringtone, because my life is a walk-off, y'all!

1 comment:

JonboySF said...

You gotta admit that polyester pantaloons or not, that boring sportswear girl's outfit was GAWD AWFUL. Even stoner Bradley's talentless ass made the best of those seriously fug pants, the fabric of which made my skin crawl just looking at them. I want, as my ringtone, Nina Garcia repeating "Who wears a COWL?!"