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Monday, August 21, 2006

K-Fed...just as bad as you thought he'd be

At last Britney Spears's gold digging husband has his moment to show us what he can do. So what can he do? As his performance at Nickelodeon's Teen Choice Awards shows us, not much.



This guy must be incredible in bed. That has to be the only reason she is allowing him to spend all her money when this is the kind of talent he has. She's dickmatized!

4 comments:

Ces said...

This is an excellent explanation of why I think talent has nothing to do with hip hop. Britney must love this guy very much.

JonboySF said...

OK, I was marginally impressed that he held it together for the performance but you're right...REALLY bad. The man is a dancer so you'd think he'd break down in the middle of the song and show us some moves but rather than showcase his only talent he tried too hard to be the rappin' frontman and failed miserably. I doubt he's even good in bed...

Becky said...

I adore your blog, Christopher. I think it's outrageously funny and sharp. But after seeing K-Fed, I feel that my own IQ has dropped about 20 points. I have to go shower and bleach my eyes in order to repress this horrible image from my memory.

Brandon said...

She's trash; he's trash. That's the only connection they need.

They're Annette and Chubby with money and slightly better looks.