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Wednesday, August 09, 2006

"Hello, operator?"

"Yes, I'd like to be connected to Child Protective Services in Malibu. I suspect a poor sweet little boy is being abused by his hillbilly parents who only feed him massive amounts of Cheetos and Red Bull, and force him to listen to unreasonably bad white guy rap music. It's just wrong, and I won't stand for it any more!"


Ms. Val said...

Hey, I resemble that remark! :-)

But in my house the kids' diets consist of Pop Tarts, mac & cheese, Oreos, and banana milk shakes. And the music choices consists KISS and country (guess which influence is mine).

Now, if you want to call CPS about their dad exposing the boys to FNC, I'll turn a deaf ear.

TV Baby said...

My favorite is K-Fed saying that he can't wait to take Brit and S.P. on his tour bus with him because he never gets to take Britney anywhere...what a class act!