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Thursday, May 04, 2006

Urkel Gets a Job

In an example of the continuing proliferation of the Homosexual Agenda, former child star Jaleel White is tapped as the star of a new Sci-Fi Channel offering that calls itself a cross between "Will & Grace" and "Battlestar Galactica."

CORRECTION: We were just informed by Jaleel White's management that he is not starring in any gay sci-fi shows at the present time. He just really likes this Barbarella-on-a-motorcycle look. It's the popped collar that really makes this outfit.


Ms. Val said...

Try as he might, Lieutenant Starbuck he's not....

JonboySF said...

Sweetie, the Humor Police must burst your bubble and regret to inform you that this isn't Jaleel White, it's celebrity stylist Patrick Cooper. But playing like it is makes it funny so I guess we're in a gray area here. Rock on.