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Thursday, May 04, 2006

Busted!

"Whitney! It is 3 a.m.! Put that fur coat down and march your skinny butt back into the house now or I'm sending you to that convent school in Switzerland! And let me tell you, missy, the kind of snow they have there, you aren't going to want anywhere near your nose!"



I really do try to be a good parent, but every day, that girl makes me understand Joan Crawford just a little bit better.

8 comments:

Ms. Val said...

Christopher, try what I do with my boys: take her favorite toy (in this case, the crack pipe) and hide it away for a week.

Oh wait...that only works when the offense is small, like the child leaving said toy laying around. Right now, I have a guitar hidden inside an old evening gown and a Nintendo charger in the pitcher on the refrigerator. The boys never find the stuff but they ALWAYS KNOW Mom hid it.

Christopher said...

Oooo, tell me about the evening gown! What size is it? Would it fit someone who is 6-foot-2?! LOL!

Ces said...

This is really sad. She used to be very pretty. Look at her. Drugs ruined her face. Why did you chose to adopt her? You can adopt me instead. No drugs, no alcohol, just clean healthy living. Oh, a pecan pie now and then. I have a list of things I want...

By the way, ever notice some of these word verification codes? They are filthy and vulgar!!!

Christopher said...

Oh, Whitney is just a hot mess, and so I'm a little obsessed with her breakdown. Plus, I do love a challenge. I felt it was time for someone to take her in hand and whip her into shape!

I've never had dirty words on my word verification! I'm jealous! Do you speak any other languages? Perhaps you're reading dirty words in that.

Ces said...

Well, I speak several languages but the words are not in those languages. They sound like filthy words in English. I was cracking up last night. One of them was really vulgar. Sometimes it may just be missing a letter or a K is substituted by Q. I guess I am reading it in other languages. LOL!!!

Ms. Val said...

It's blue panne velvet, with a white beaded scoop-neck collar. It's sleeveless, low-cut, and very form fitting. It's a Size 6, which means I can no longer fit it over my butt. I'm 5' 7", so in your case, it might clear the floor by 8 inches or so....

The Net Dog said...

Take a look at Whitney in an anti-drug video starring other 80's icons such as LaToya Jackson, Nancy Reagan, and Kim "Tootie" Fields.
Stop the madness indeed!

Christopher said...

OMG! That is the funniest thing I've seen all week! That first singer is from New Edition...do you think this video is how Whitney met Bobby? You know LaToya Jackson was on drugs in this video, nothing else explains that headband!