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Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Third Woman Killed by Gator in South Florida

In other news, alligators are all the rage among fashionable pet owners in Ft. Lauderdale, the only city gayer than San Francisco.

2 comments:

TV Baby said...

Must have been some cheap mo's who thought they could get their alligator shoes without paying for them!

ChristopherM said...

You know those queens went out to the suburbs to find some straight girls who could fatten those gators up, that way they could get matching handbags too!