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Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Getting litigious on your ass

My beloved adopted daughter, Whitney Houston, has not come out of her room in days because she is so humiliated over recent tabloid reports that she is dying from a brain tumor. I can tell you that nothing could be further from the truth. That is not a tumor. Sometimes it is just hard to get the tangles out of a synthetic wig.

Those photos weren't really her anyway, and she may sue them. Do you have any idea how many people out there are so obsessed with Whitney that they remake themselves in her image? Thousands, and the tabloids print photos of these imposters all the time. So the next time you think you've seen Whitney in US Magazine or some other piece of trash, just remember how much trouble you have picking the real Whitney out of this lineup of professional impersonators:






























































4 comments:

Ms. Val said...

Yep...that last one is the real deal!

Ces said...

Val!

Christopher, who are the first three? Are these people supposed to be famous?

Ms. Val said...

Ces, I think they're Whitney Houston impersonators. Seriously, though, I the real Whitney is the first one...the black and white photo.

JonboySF said...

Ms. Val, that's a MAN, baby! At least I hope so, for her sake...