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Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Hustle and Ho

"Man, you wouldn't believe the blow I got for signing over the rights to 'Smells Like Teen Spirit'. I didn't even need anesthetic for my last nose job!"


"Court, would you sell me some? Nicole Ritchie had all her dealers cut me off, and now I have to fly to Bolivia and smuggle it back in Tinkerbell's ass. I'll give you these pearls for a teener!"

"Babysit Frances Bean the next time I'm in rehab, and we'll call it even."

Photos courtesy of D-Listed, taken at the launch party of the 1st Annual Sober Day USA. No, I'm not joking, that was really the event. Parasite will be probably be celebrating Chastity Day USA next month.

3 comments:

Ms. Val said...

"Babysit Frances Bean the next time I'm in rehab, and we'll call it even."

I think Frances Bean is a little old to need a babysitter. I'm sure she's more mature than than Paris Hilton!

Ces said...

Very clever!!!

Christopher said...

My nephews are more mature than Parasite Hilton! I saw Frances Bean in an interview recently. She seemed very mature, which I guess is what happens when from the age of 5 you have to hold your mom's hair back while she vomits. She's pretty too...a nice cross between Kurt and Courtney after a long hot bath.