"Man, you wouldn't believe the blow I got for signing over the rights to 'Smells Like Teen Spirit'. I didn't even need anesthetic for my last nose job!"
"Court, would you sell me some? Nicole Ritchie had all her dealers cut me off, and now I have to fly to Bolivia and smuggle it back in Tinkerbell's ass. I'll give you these pearls for a teener!"
"Babysit Frances Bean the next time I'm in rehab, and we'll call it even."
Photos courtesy of D-Listed, taken at the launch party of the 1st Annual Sober Day USA. No, I'm not joking, that was really the event. Parasite will be probably be celebrating Chastity Day USA next month.