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Thursday, May 18, 2006

Census

I love a good survey. I even love a bad survey. I ripped this survey off the MySpace page of my lovely friend Rhoda, and thought I might post it here for my 10s of readers since revealing post-surgical pictures of myself isn't nearly exhibitionistic enough.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Christopher
Birthday:June 9, 1973
Birthplace:Louisa, KY
Current Location:Louisville, KY
Eye Color:Blue
Hair Color:Red & thin
Height:A tall drink of water
Right Handed or Left Handed:Right
Your Heritage:If it's not Scottish, it's crap.
The Shoes You Wore Today:Some beat-up old black Steve Maddens
Your Weakness:Cheese, sarchasm, vodka
Your Fears:Clowns, baldness, Neocons
Your Perfect Pizza:White pizza with pesto
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:Top 5 ranking in first semester of law school, and a Tony award for Best Supporting Actress in a Musical Revival.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:The evil grin emoticon
Thoughts First Waking Up:Where the hell is my coffee? And who is this guy?!
Your Best Physical Feature:I'm letting my surgeon work that out.
Your Bedtime:More importantly, what's your bedtime, baby?
Your Most Fond Memory:Sophomore year of college
Pepsi or Coke:I'm a Diet Cokehead
MacDonalds or Burger King:BK!
Single or Group Dates:Either, just don't tell my husband.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Not so much.
Chocolate or Vanilla:Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee:Coffee
Do you Smoke:Not since Sept. 24
Do you Swear:I quit smoking, so what the hell do you think?
Do you Sing:Only when interrogating terrorists.
Do you Shower Daily:Yes
Have you Been in Love:Yes
Do you want to go to College:What pimply-assed teenager wrote this?!
Do you want to get Married:Yes, but only for the bridal registry.
Do you belive in yourself:I'm beginning to think I might be a myth.
Do you get Motion Sickness:No.
Do you think you are Attractive:Read the sub-heading of this blog and ask that again.
Are you a Health Freak:Intermittently
Do you get along with your Parents:Of course...I don't live with them!
Do you like Thunderstorms:I like the one going on right now.
Do you play an Instrument:I'm really trying to avoid a penis joke here.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:Indeed.
In the past month have you Smoked:No.
In the past month have you been on Drugs:No, but I'm considering starting Metamucil soon.
In the past month have you gone on a Date:My husband never takes me anywhere.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:Now I'm convinced a dateless fat teen wrote this. That or it was written by comic strip annoyance Cathy.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:No
In the past month have you been on Stage:Yes, Tina Camaro was.
In the past month have you been Dumped:No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:Not that I'm aware of.
Ever been Drunk:Shut up Rhoda.
Ever been called a Tease:No, but Tina Camaro has
Ever been Beaten up:Not since 2nd grade
Ever Shoplifted:A pack of Chicklettes when I was 4.
How do you want to Die:As a bomb strapped to Ashley Judd.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:Patti Labelle
What country would you most like to Visit:Belize, just because I like saying Belize.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:Black
Favourite Hair Color:Silver
Short or Long Hair:Either
Height:Bigger than me.
Weight:Bigger than me.
Best Clothing Style:Good underwear goes a long way
Number of Drugs I have taken:Legal or illegal? Is this being monitored by W.?
Number of CDs I own:2500 songs on my iPod
Number of Piercings:7, all but one are now closed
Number of Tattoos:1
Number of things in my Past I Regret:1...staying up this late doing a dumb survey.


3 comments:

Ces said...

You are smart, funny, intelligent, funny, interesting, clever and very funny. Oh Christopher, your blog always makes me smile. You are my daily dose of good humor and tidings, even though you are a liberal. You are wonderful!!!

Christopher said...

Now that we've nearly converted Miss Joy, I'm proud to call you my token Republican friend, dear! :-D

Ms. Val said...

That's cool! I'm going to have to make one up for my blog.