Census

I love a good survey. I even love a bad survey. I ripped this survey off the MySpace page of my lovely friend Rhoda, and thought I might post it here for my 10s of readers since revealing post-surgical pictures of myself isn't nearly exhibitionistic enough.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:	Christopher
Birthday:	June 9, 1973
Birthplace:	Louisa, KY
Current Location:	Louisville, KY
Eye Color:	Blue
Hair Color:	Red & thin
Height:	A tall drink of water
Right Handed or Left Handed:	Right
Your Heritage:	If it's not Scottish, it's crap.
The Shoes You Wore Today:	Some beat-up old black Steve Maddens
Your Weakness:	Cheese, sarchasm, vodka
Your Fears:	Clowns, baldness, Neocons
Your Perfect Pizza:	White pizza with pesto
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	Top 5 ranking in first semester of law school, and a Tony award for Best Supporting Actress in a Musical Revival.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	The evil grin emoticon
Thoughts First Waking Up:	Where the hell is my coffee? And who is this guy?!
Your Best Physical Feature:	I'm letting my surgeon work that out.
Your Bedtime:	More importantly, what's your bedtime, baby?
Your Most Fond Memory:	Sophomore year of college
Pepsi or Coke:	I'm a Diet Cokehead
MacDonalds or Burger King:	BK!
Single or Group Dates:	Either, just don't tell my husband.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	Not so much.
Chocolate or Vanilla:	Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee:	Coffee
Do you Smoke:	Not since Sept. 24
Do you Swear:	I quit smoking, so what the hell do you think?
Do you Sing:	Only when interrogating terrorists.
Do you Shower Daily:	Yes
Have you Been in Love:	Yes
Do you want to go to College:	What pimply-assed teenager wrote this?!
Do you want to get Married:	Yes, but only for the bridal registry.
Do you belive in yourself:	I'm beginning to think I might be a myth.
Do you get Motion Sickness:	No.
Do you think you are Attractive:	Read the sub-heading of this blog and ask that again.
Are you a Health Freak:	Intermittently
Do you get along with your Parents:	Of course...I don't live with them!
Do you like Thunderstorms:	I like the one going on right now.
Do you play an Instrument:	I'm really trying to avoid a penis joke here.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	Indeed.
In the past month have you Smoked:	No.
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	No, but I'm considering starting Metamucil soon.
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	My husband never takes me anywhere.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	Now I'm convinced a dateless fat teen wrote this. That or it was written by comic strip annoyance Cathy.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	No
In the past month have you been on Stage:	Yes, Tina Camaro was.
In the past month have you been Dumped:	No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	Not that I'm aware of.
Ever been Drunk:	Shut up Rhoda.
Ever been called a Tease:	No, but Tina Camaro has
Ever been Beaten up:	Not since 2nd grade
Ever Shoplifted:	A pack of Chicklettes when I was 4.
How do you want to Die:	As a bomb strapped to Ashley Judd.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	Patti Labelle
What country would you most like to Visit:	Belize, just because I like saying Belize.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:	Black
Favourite Hair Color:	Silver
Short or Long Hair:	Either
Height:	Bigger than me.
Weight:	Bigger than me.
Best Clothing Style:	Good underwear goes a long way
Number of Drugs I have taken:	Legal or illegal? Is this being monitored by W.?
Number of CDs I own:	2500 songs on my iPod
Number of Piercings:	7, all but one are now closed
Number of Tattoos:	1
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	1...staying up this late doing a dumb survey.