Wednesday, July 26, 2006
Today in Duh!
Former boyband star Lance Bass came out of the closet today on the cover of People Magazine. I for one applaud Lance for having the courage to let his blind and headless fans in on this huge secret. You go girl! Now you can feel free to queen it up with Kathy Griffin and all her gay friends on national television with your expertly plucked eyebrows blazing...again. Really, I'm quite happy for him, though I am concerned that his boyfriend Reichen is a golddigger who spent all his own reality show money and is now after some of that N'Sync cash. I don't trust that guy...no one's teeth should be that white.
Meanwhile, the headline writers over at People Mag have learned that if they simply state the obvious, they have the entire rest of the week free to do pilates and get treatment for those funny bugs Paris Hilton left at their bathroom. With that in mind, one of them submitted this rough draft for consideration for next week's issue: