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Monday, July 10, 2006

Avoidance

Yeah, so the problem with having a world-reknowned surgeon is that he doesn't call when you want him to call. Needless to say, I still don't know what I'm going to be doing about my stitch problem. The nurse this morning confirmed that I popped stitches before it was time (a deep-tissue stitch no less!), and was supposed to show my doc the photos (I'd post them, but trust me, you don't want to see), but they haven't called me back. I'm not sure if I can get the mess inside my mouth closed again at all, if I can have it done here in The Ville by a plastic surgeon, or if I'm going to have to fly to NYC right away to have it done.

I don't deal well with suspense, so I surfed the web and found lots of celebrity foolishness to distract me. First up, Jared Leto. Remember when he used to be hot? Well, now he's a big woman. Cityrag posted this lovely picture of his glam-rock makeover from a recent performance of his "band".















We here at Trading Faces wish him luck on his transition to becoming not just a woman, but fabulous 80s songstress Alison Moyet, even more so than the last time we made this joke.
















I've never been a big fan of radio and television host Adam Carolla. I just can't take a grown man who refers to breasts as "juggies" seriously. And while I consider Ann Coulter the pee sprinkles on the toilet rim of America, I can't say that I take her particularly seriously either (hey, I may be a lousy writer, but at least I write my own material). But when Adam Carolla gives Ann exactly the treatment she has coming, well, that's the kind of behavior that makes the next Edward R. Murrow. From Crooks & Thieves...
Adam Carolla hangs up on Ann Coulter!


And finally, just as quickly as the comic book movie trend heats up the summer, it is killed by someone calling herself Everywoman.






















I don't know if it is all in you, Chaka, but clearly it is all on you.

4 comments:

JonboySF said...

That post needs to go in your hall of fame Christopher. Funny on SO many levels. But unfortunately the link to Adam Carolla's show is faulty and causes an error...for the transcript of the call check here:
http://www.crooksandliars.com/index.php?s=adam+carolla

Brandon said...

Jared needs to go back to how he looked in Requiem for a Dream (first half of the movie, that is) and stay there.

Christopher said...

Try again Jon...it works from my browser.

Christopher said...

Oh, and Jon, you still owe me that story about Marilyn McCoo!