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Friday, July 07, 2006

Sympathy Ugly




















Diana Ross was so impressed by the fact that I sat through "Double Platinum" yesterday that she slapped some kiwi on her eyes, made herself really puffy, and was generally fugly in public in my honor of my surgical recovery. I'm expecting her to come over to my place shortly to throw back some tequila shooters and go on a road trip together. They don't make superstars like they used to, I tell ya.

3 comments:

JonboySF said...

OMG, she looks like one of the aliens from "They Live" with Rowdy Roddy Piper! And like Cher, she also dated Gene Simmons from KISS for a long time. WTF?! If we could get her to pose with Liz Taylor, Michael Jackson, David Gest, Cher and Gene it would be the perfect cast photo from "Freaks 2006." One of us, one of us...

Ces said...

Yikes!!!

Ms. Val said...

jonboy, are you serious??? Gene Simmons dated THAT???? (((shudder)))