Peta Advocates Cruelty to One Chicken

So help me, if you watch Idol tonight and cast a vote for John Denver's butt baby, I will hunt you down and kill you in your sleep! I can't take another night of serenades from Satan's Choirboy!

I'd turn it off, but I do like having a variety of topics about which to complain.

THURSDAY NIGHT UPDATE: America, you are sooooooo dead!