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Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Kellie Pickler is playing your ass

I actually bought Kellie Pickler's sweet little moron from the sticks bit until tonight when she took it one too far. "I had sall-mun!" She grew up in North Carolina next to the ocean. Besides, it's a fish, not bloody baba ganoush!

I'm so voting for Mandisa tonight.


Kate said...

I dunno, she seems awfully stupid to me. I still love her though. She's smart for playing the game, it's totally going to get her votes. Personally, I have McPheever.

Christopher said...

You know, if she really is sneaky enough to play that dumb in order to win, I may have to reconsider my opinion of her. I do just hate it that the contestants who have never seen anything are always Southerners. We're not all cousin-fucking morons, I promise! Perhaps the Smoking Gun will out her as a member of Mensa.