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Thursday, March 30, 2006

Naomi Campbell Like School In the Summer

That's right, no class. The aging supermodel was arrested today for allegedly busting her housekeeper upside the head with an unidentified object, the third time Naomi has been accused of assaulting an employee with common personal items. You can tell Naomi has still not become accustomed to having money. If she had, she would know a truly refined woman of wealth NEVER hits the help with the phone.

As demonstrated by Joan Crawford, abusing the help is strictly a hands-on job. Anything else is simply not done.

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