Parasite Hilton premiered her new song "Stars Are Blind" on a morning radio show hosted by Ryan Semencrust (wow, they have that in common!). Egads, this is bad! I mean, I own two Spice Girls CDs from back in the day, and even I think this is just garbage. This makes Ashlee Simpson sound like Janis Joplin.
Stars Are Blind (and deaf!) on TMZ.com
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Holy Shit! This is worse than I even imagined. She'll probably make millions given the crap that passes for music now.
Q: Will 12 year old girls buy it?
A: It's crap so yes.
...and talking about Paris Hilton, this young woman is an entrepreneur extraordinaire. She is wisely taking advantage of the public’s fascination and obsession with her. Her goal is not the advancement of culture. I don’t really think she considers herself a purveyor of taste and class. Her qualifications are: famous, rich and blonde.
I hate to agree with anything Parasite here but I have to go with Brandon...it's not nearly as bad as I imagined it would be. Of course with that much money she could pay Gwen Stefani and Debby Harry to sing for her while she lip syncs...
So the entire edited video is now on D-Listed, and that version isn't as bad. The song is boring and a rip-off of "The Tide Is High", but not as horrendous as I had hoped. The video, though, looks like it was shot with a camera phone. I hope they gave that guy in the video a big shot of some major antibiotics.
There are some people here that think Paris would make a good president, and I'd have to agree on that one. Anything has got to be better than the one you've got.
She'd at least be more entertaining at State dinners...what with the nip slips and the breathy singing performances. Plus she doesn't look like a monkey. OMG, I just realized that I'm saying nice things about Paris in a roundabout way. Damnit if her singing career hasn't thrown off the rotation of the Earth!
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