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Saturday, June 17, 2006

Time to get militant

In honor of pride day here in The Ville, I propose a new slogan for the movement...

"Happy gay pride! Be nice to us, or we'll fuck up your hair!"

















We'll also spit in your food before delivering it to your table, and design all pants to make your hips look big. It's about time we start taking a stand, and I still vote we begin by taking David Sedaris's suggestion by replacing that tacky rainbow flag with a skull and crossbones.

6 comments:

GayProf said...

We can also threaten to do terrible things with their window treatments. Just try to get the right balance of shade and natural light without us.

Christopher said...

Just think about what will happen when all the ladies of UPS start losing packages for the homophobes!

Ces said...

Oh, this is so silly, but I love the slogan, but the F word might be a problem for the kids if it was a bumper sticker.

Ms. Val said...

"Happy gay pride! Be nice to us, or we'll fuck up your hair!"

AAACK!!! No! Not the hair!!!! ANYTHING but the hair!!!! LOL...Seriously, though, I promise to be nice...even though my hairdresser's a girl.

Ces said...

My hairdresser is from Vietnam. She knows exactly what to do with my hair. I just go there and I don't even have to tell her a thing.

Bea Gass said...

if you ever make that slogan into a bumper sticker, i'll take 10....nice writing btw