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Sunday, June 25, 2006

11 random things about Christopher

  1. My mother is coming to stay with us tomorrow evening before flying out to NYC for surgery, and I'm blogging to avoid cleaning or packing because I'm a wee bit nervous.

  2. Clowns scare the bejeezus out of me.
  3. I had to take speech therapy in grade school because I didn’t prounounce my l’s.
  4. I am convinced they really had me in speech therapy to make me sound less gay. It didn't work.
  5. Every day I record “Dallas” reruns from SoapNet on my DVR.
  6. I have a mild and harmless underwear fetish.
  7. The first boy I ever had a crush on was Dean G. It was in grade school, and despite the fact that he was one of the cool kids, he was still nice to me.
  8. If I could have any career at all, I would be a pop star with a smooth soul voice and way too much glitter.
  9. My pet peeve with gay men is the use of the words straight-acting as a positive descriptive term. Do you really hate yourself for your gayness so much that anything identifiable as gay is that distasteful? Get over it guys…a sissy guy facing the world as himself has balls twice the size of the average man. Also, enjoying ESPN does not make you special, it only makes you boring.
  10. I haven’t had a cigarette in 150+ days, and I would still really really like one.
  11. I am the oldest of my four siblings from my parents’ multiple marriages. I am also the bossiest. My sister Karrie is the only one of all of us who has any sense, yet oddly enough, is also the only one who reads this blog.

7 comments:

Ms. Val said...

I am the oldest of my four siblings from my parents’ multiple marriages. I am also the bossiest.

You're in good company there, Dude! I'm convinced it's a first-born thing. I'm like that. My mother is like that. My SIL is like that. Even my son is like that! In fact, just every first-born I have ever known is bossy, self absorbed, and has a misguided sense of personal entitlement.

Oh, and don't worry too much about cleaning. That's what moms are for. Just concentrate on the real messes like toilets and food spills...and making sure there's clean linens in Mom's room.

Ms. Val said...

Oh, and good luck in NY! We'll be thinking about you.

Jim said...

I've never met a gay man that liked clowns, yet for some reason we all seem to love Tammy Faye Baker. Thinking about you this week - hope all goes well in NYC.

RunePuppy said...

Good luck in NY!!! Would you like me to sacrifice a goat for you???? it couldn't hurt ;-)

Anonymous said...

Sister Mary Cliff will be tossing beads for you until you return!
P.S. I'm also a first born. Aren't we just FAB?

Bedazzler said...

good luck with the surgery. I hope it's successful.

JonboySF said...

LMAO Jim...it's so true. Long live Miss Tammy!