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Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Five Things

Okay, so I've been tagged by my Fiesta friend Ces to share five random profane or mundane things about myself. As you can see, contrary to popular belief, I can be a good sport!
  1. There are two, yes two, Spice Girls CDs in my home. Also, one Geri Halliwell solo disc, two CDs by Britney Spears, one Ace of Base, one Samantha Fox, and one (oh sweet fancy Moses why do I admit these things?!)....Mandy Moore.
  2. I have a bit of a thing for good underwear, and get really annoyed when people are dressed in adult "cinema" and then are magically undressed without any steps in between. WTF? Along those same lines, I'm REALLY sick of white Calvin Klein briefs. Someone in the industry needs to cut a deal with a new fashion designer to supply their costumes.
  3. I am a raging liberal big fag who loves ballsy women, and yet I think Barbra Streisand ought to be smacked with a wet trout. Go figure.
  4. I was secretly hoping for a communal shower at my new gym at the university's health science center, but no such luck. No wonder I skipped my visit today.
  5. Yesterday, I wore a pair of rather pricey Kenneth Cole zip-up half boots (from back when I had a job) to school with an old man vintage-ish blazer I picked up used for $5 at the Goodwill, and I was working it.
And if that hot mess isn't profane I don't know what is. Ces, you didn't really think that given the choice between mundane and profane, I would go for the mundane, did you? :-)


Anonymous said...

Mandy Moore-tee-hee! That's ok- I have a Bread CD that I still love to listen to-
I think Barbra probably just got a little too crass and went beyond sophisticated. I think you like your ladies a little classy too!
You know how to work it Christopher as far as style! Glad you've got your sassiness back!

TV Baby said...

Well, while I'm sure Barbra would grab your, er, trout and smack you right back, I'm glad that you paid attention in fag school and at least spelled her name correctly! We are going to see her on Monday night (for the 3rd time...I spent Millennium Eve with her in Vega$...). While I'm sure it won't be the calibur of a Mandy Moore concert I think she will hold her own, even with her aging crass ass. Honestly, once you've seen Barbra perform it's hard to compare her voice to anyone - she really does still have it.

ChristopherM said...

I really don't understand what it is about her that I don't like, but she drives me absolutely bananas! She seems to believe all the stuff I do, I think she's talented, and I like women who don't apologize for doing things their way. But she just wears me out.

Ms. Val said...

I don't have much to say, except for the fact that Ces is right! Some of these word verification things can be downright profane. The one on the screen right now reads "vvuvla"