Pretty is as pretty does

Jeanette Walls over at MSNBC gave us this fascinating tidbit about professional blow-up doll Pam Anderson this morn:

Pamela Anderson has had a liberating discovery: she figured out how to apply her own make-up. “I never wore makeup in [her homeland of] Canada and when I moved to L.A., Playboy did my makeup and hair so I never really learned to do it myself,” Anderson explains. “I am not a slave to the industry anymore.”



















Sometimes the jokes write themselves.