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Wednesday, September 13, 2006

HELL TO THE YEA!!!!!!!!!!!

LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Whitney Houston has filed for divorce from her husband Bobby Brown, her publicist told The Associated Press on Wednesday.

Publicist Nancy Seltzer declined to reveal where or when Houston filed the divorce papers, and said the singer had no statement to make.

"I can just confirm that she has filed for divorce," Seltzer said.

Houston and Brown, who married in 1992, have had a sometimes tumultuous marriage, and rumors of their breakup have surfaced often over the years.

The couple have one child, 13-year-old daughter, Bobbi Kristina.

Doesn't my daughter look like a proper lady in this picture from yesterday? It is amazing what soaking your acrylic wig in some warm water and Downey and then running a comb through it will do for your look. Anyhoo, now the Associated Press is allowing me to share what I've known for a while now...Bobby is O-U-T! Nippy has been going back and forth about signing the papers for the last few days ever since I locked her ass in the cellar for a week and got her sober enough to sign them. I've been flooding the room with a continuous loop of her tune, "Try It On My Own," and Tammy Wynette's "D.I.V.O.R.C.E." At last with her hands shaking from the D.T.'s, she signed. My daughter is free at last, y'all!

Now if I can just keep that stoned-out ho cousin Dionne to quit coming round here, we'll be just fine.

1 comment:

Ces said...

She looks 500 times better already than anytime she was with her husband. Good for her. Carry on and move along Whitney. She will have a come back and sing beautiful songs. Nothing like cleaning up after your own mess.

Christopher, thanks for the drive-by cursing advice. I really did not mean to go over there and wallow in her filthy mess. But it's nice to think that I could be a B---- if I wanted to. Ohhh!