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Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Continuing Trading Faces Coverage: Whitney Wakes Up

This is a Trading Faces breaking news exclusive...Ike Turner has invited Bobby Brown to join him and these two crackers he met in jail in their new ex-husband boy band. At press time, they were thinking of calling themselves Restraining Order, but they are open to suggestions. Just don't think you're trying to help Ike, because you know what that gets you.

6 comments:

Ces said...

Restraining Order sounds like a good Bad Boy Band title, or they can call themselves "The Beatables" or "The Losers". Too early. I have to come up with more creative names.

Mother Jones RN said...

Ces, I like those names. I died laughing last night when I read that Bobby was getting kicked to the curb. It's about time.

JonboySF said...

Is that Roger Clinton and Santa Claus behind Ike?

Christopher said...

That is Bill Murray's lesser-known brother Beauregard. However, that is indeed Santa Claus on the right. He was known to deliver a vicious pimp-slap to Mrs. Claus when she got out of line, that is, until the elves sat her down and made her watch "What's Love Got To Do With It."

Brandon said...

She fills me up.
She gives me love.
Whitney's all the man that I ever need.

Ms. Val said...

I'm sure the band will have room for Kevin Federline in a few years. No...make that months. Right around the time Britney's in the second trimester with baby #3.