I'd say, 'HEY! You get your bitch ass in the kitchen and make me some pie!!!'

If this week has taught him anything, I would think Craig would be searching for a job that makes up for my pay so that I can stay home permanently. In my homebound boredom, I've been cooking up a storm. To that end, I got my new Fiesta mini pie bakers in the mail today (I ordered them with mama's birthday gift...don't tell!), and had to use them right away.


So this evening, Craig will be coming home from working on the set for the show he's directing to find homemade vegetable pot pies, chock full of potatoes, celery, corn, beans, mushrooms, onions, carrots, and all sorts of flaky goodness. Monday he was served salmon croquettes and corn pudding casserole. Tomorrow is either going to be chili and cornbread or linguine with pesto. And since I had extra pastry dough, there is also an apple crumble pie tonight for dessert.


I think it goes without saying that he would be the biggest fool on the planet to ever leave me.