If any of my tens of loyal readers sees musician James Blunt, I ask you to do me a favor and hit him in the face with a shovel until he swears never to sing "You're Beautiful" or any other song ever again. He is Dave Matthews Lite, and let's face it, Dave Matthews was the Donnie Osmond of the 90s. James Blunt sings the sort of faux-sensitive songs that frat boys use to get into girls' pants before resorting to Rohypnol. Really, don't you all think I have been through enough this year with all the surgery without having to hear this garbage?
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm late for my anger management class.
8 comments:
Oh, my! And here I thought I was the only one who found that song annoying. JB sounds like a crisis negotiator desperately trying to talk an ugly person in from the edge of the overpass.
OMG, that is the best description of him I have ever heard!
Yep, I smell a one-hit wonder. We'll be seeing James Blunt on VH-1 in a few years. Oh, wait...
Now, where did I leave my KISS CD????
LOL! This post and Val's comments are so outrageously funny, I will be walking around all day smiling and people will think I am smiling for the other reason.
Every time I hear this song, I sing along with it and try my best to sabotage it.
He's shite I can't stand him
Brandon, he doesn't look like Chubby Hubby, does he?
I cant stand the guy either.
Sounds like my beloved Mrs Nicks minus the post production work .. LOL
So nice to find a blog full of people who also hate this guy. But Dave Matthews actually has musical talent...I think Blunt falls more in the John Mayer/David Gray's love child category.
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