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Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Anderson Cooper Weekly Update

My secret boyfriend, CNN newshunk Anderson Cooper, is so desperate to stay closeted that he has resorted to hanging out with the gayest people he can find in an effort to look more butch by comparison. So help me, if Carson Kressley even THINKS of touching him, I will drag his ass to a state without a hate crime statute and gay bash him myself. On the up side, it seems that perhaps Andy might actually like sissy boys who are a bit odd. I would be totally normal by comparison, and I wouldn't even ask to try on the Gloria Vanderbilt jeans his mom designed in the 80s.


Anonymous said...

Anderson is totally a gay wad, not to mention the biggest liberal this side of hillary. I tought reporters werent supposed to be partial?

Christopher said...

I'm sorry, but this blog only welcomes commentators who can spell.