The Parent Trap

Parenthood is far from easy as I'm learning since I adopted Whitney Houston last week. I went away for one night to visit my doctor in New York, and in that short time, Whitney tied Craig up, invited some of her peeps over, and had a party. She left my house full of crack smoke and absolutely pimp-infested. Have you ever priced having exterminators to get rid of a particularly vicious infestation of pimps? It isn't cheap, let me tell you, and every penny of it is coming out of her allowance.

She even got one of the kitties high, and didn't even have the decency to wipe the residue from his nose!