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Monday, February 26, 2007

Christopher's Oscars Wrap-up

For those of you who are checking in for my annual Oscars Report (or as I like to think of it, my bitchslap to Hollywood even though they never seem to notice), for the first time in probably 7 years, it is cancelled. Why, you may ask? Because after this hotness walked the red carpets, I hung up my laptop. I am THROUGH, y'all. Nothing will ever be better dressed than Miss Sally Kirkland. EVER.

Oh yeah, and school is also killing me, and I have my appellate brief due in a week, so I didn't sit watching all the red carpet fun. Sorry to disappoint. Please tune in next year when I'll have lots of hateful awful comments that are going to put me on a one-way trip to Hell.


Ms. Val said...

Nothing will ever be better dressed than Miss Sally Kirkland. EVER.

Oh, I don't know. I know of a few flag poles that could pull that look off.

And it sound's like law school is a real grind. While my classes aren't that taxing, my kids are. Also, we have a couple of weddings to attending in the coming weeks.

Denise Price said...

Oh lord, Bless her poor heart!
But she knew better I'm sure and everyone is being way too kind to her, you included!
What was she thinking! You don't wear shear tops over droopy boobies and the wingy thingys? I don't know what that was all about-
Plus, the dress was too tight around the middle- All wrong!!!
She's always been a bit eccentric but why dress like a clown!
I hope school goes well for you!
My daughter is still applying to Law Schools- Denise

Mother Jones RN said...

Hi Sweetie:

I didn't watch the Oscars this year. I'm sorry I missed Al Gore getting his award.

Hang in there. You'll do us proud.


Lena said...

God, I've tuned in all the way from Scotland for your review too! Oh, well. If you are going to Hell, maybe you could take some of the outfits with you? And a few kilts?

Oh and ms.val - I loved your flagpole comment! A right giggle!

Good luck with your classes, Chris!