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Sunday, July 20, 2008

America's Next Top Cat Model

If you think there are cat fights on Ty Ty's set, you haven't seen a diva fit until you've seen an episode of the hottest new reality show, "America's Next Top Cat Model." Here's a recap of this week's episode, the creative headwear challenge:




Sly lost points for not smiling with his eyes, and for trying to mate with Tyra's wig. I'm sorry Sly, you are not America's Next Top Cat Model.



Franklin, you are working your jungle realness, but biting Miss Jay won't get you anywhere in the cat modeling industry. You are not America's Next Top Cat Model.



While plus-size models are not normally our thing, Truman has the haughty glamour that sells products. Congratulations Truman! Meanwhile, the show producers plan to sleep with one eye open for the next few weeks.

Who says you can't have a good time for less than $3.00?

2 comments:

heather said...

Look at those fierce bitches....

As I told you before, Xtopher, it's all fun and games till Truman kills you in your sleep.

Mother Jones RN said...

I was just going to say that. Sleep lightly my friend. Kitty is going to get you!


MJ