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Sunday, November 18, 2007

The Cheese

So I've been trying to get inspired again to write. My writing has always been cyclical anyway, and law school seems to have sucked out whatever regular creativity I once had. But since it is finals time again, and since I'm working to avoid thinking about finals, I thought The Cheese might be a good way to get me started again.

The theme of today's Cheese is dance singers who can't dance. There's no rhythm nation here, y'all. Bless their hearts, if it weren't for the shawls, wind machines, backup dancers, distracting gold hot pants and quick cut editing, you'd see this gals for the flat-footed disco-challenged divas they really are. Thankfully, if we squint really hard, we can pretend their steps live up to the songs. Your mama can't dance, and neither can...

Stevie Nicks

Kylie Minogue

My adopted daughter, Whitney Houston

The woman, the legend, Cher

In fairness, she's not so bad, she should just NEVER dance next to Tina Turner.

1 comment:

RainbowDishes said...

I have had the pleasure of seeing both Cher (3 times) and Tina (1 time) live in concert.

Cher puts on a big show with lots of dancers, because the girl cannot dance!

Tina, on the other hand, she wore me out. She was so full of energy and passion with her singing and dancing, she was simply amazing. I knew it would be a great show, but she was 100 times better than I would have ever imagined!