You shouldn’t have done that. He’s practically shaking with excitement.
I’ve spent the first half hour of my birthday having another vanilla vodka and Diet Coke while forcing Craiggers to watch his birthday gift to me, the special features of the 25th anniversary “Hollywood Royalty” edition of the greatest movie ever made (“Mommie Dearest”) as we cuddle. Tomorrow, I’m going to finish the bathroom project, eat the pineapple upside-down cake Chuck is making for me, trade Fiestaware with him, and have dinner at my favorite restaurant with some fabulous friends. All in all, not a bad way to turn 33.
So, 33 is the year I have what should be my final surgery that may result in a normal face for the first time in my life. A month after the surgery, I lose my sense of security when I quit my job to go to law school. I think it goes without saying that 33 scares the bejeezus out of me.
4 comments:
Christopher, Happy Birthday to you and Michael J!!!! I found out I share a birthday with Sharon Stone, Chuck Norris, Osama Bin Laden, Mark David Chapman, and James Earl Ray!!!! I'm not sure I want to know what that says about me.
Anyway, I hope the Fiesta fairy brings happy tidings...and lots of chartreuse goodies!
Shaking with excitement...oh, you're going straight to hell for that one my dear!! lol
Happy birthday to my favorite blogger! Lucky you that you can stay home boozing while the rest of us are toiling away...(sigh)...but you definitely deserve it - no one should be made to work on his birthday!! Have a great weekend and wish Craig a happy belated from me. Blog on!!
I'm someone's favorite blogger?! Wow, I can't believe it! Thank you! As for my future in hell, I think that was already set in stone. Otherwise, they wouldn't have agreed to make me the social director when I get there.
LOL - I can see you with your little horns and your clipboard now...
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