I have been repeatedly encouraging my docs to make me look like Hugh Jackman. Really, I'd also accept Hugh Grant, Hugh Laurie, or even Hugo Weaving so long as they make me look normal. Here's the thing...I keep having a recurring nightmare that I'm going to heal up from this surgery, and Clay Gayken's face will appear in my mirror.
I mean really, aren't I gay enough without ending up like this?!
Anyway, I get the injections in my face tomorrow, and then surgery on Thursday. And so we begin with the beginning of the end of this journey...I hope.
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I have been repeatedly encouraging my docs to make me look like Hugh Jackman.
You mean you don't want to look like Julio?
You could reenact your own version of the Krystle/Rita storyline from Dynasty!
Oooooo, Val, you are a GENIUS! I'm sure they can inject a little extra pigment in there while they're poking around on my face. And since I'm only a few blocks from the CNN building, Anderson is practically mine! Mwhahahaha!!!!
Well, if they do make you look like the Gayken think of how much fun you can have impersonating him online and in drag! And Craig can play the role of Gayken love victim, probably much more convincingly than John Paulus! Let the gaymes begin!!
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