tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21353255.post114127044220498242..comments2023-10-08T12:09:41.548-04:00Comments on trading faces: Everyone else is doing it, so why can't I?ChristopherMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13032361690288998090noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21353255.post-1141310943095382542006-03-02T09:49:00.000-05:002006-03-02T09:49:00.000-05:00I'm convinced Seacrest and Lindsay Lohan are going...I'm convinced Seacrest and Lindsay Lohan are going to Mystic Tan together, only they're sneaking into the changing room together, doing way too much blow, and then forgetting how many times they've gotten sprayed. You saw the result of that last night. Seacrest, this is your fake tan on drugs.ChristopherMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13032361690288998090noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21353255.post-1141273968090061812006-03-01T23:32:00.000-05:002006-03-01T23:32:00.000-05:00Chris,I thought for sure you would comment on how ...Chris,<BR/><BR/>I thought for sure you would comment on how Ryan tried to fish Fred Savage's shirt out of his pants while Simon exclaimed something like, "You better get off the stage!" The look of hate in that tool's face was awesome.<BR/><BR/>With 17-year-olds dressing like little old ladies, a boy-man who looks like he kinda has that aging disorder that kids get, and the goat boy who sings really well, I think this is more like American Freak Show. Also, anyone who refers to himself as Ace needs to be put down.<BR/><BR/>Now, for true reality garbage, nothing beats Flava of Love with women having their names ripped from them and being given such classy nicknames as Goldie, New York, Pumkin, and Red Oyster. Complete with "challenges" like making fried chicken, a smelloff, and a request to put false teeth back into an old lady's mouth. That is some good shit. The Surreal Life 9768678 will have Alexis Arquette, Tawney Kitaen, and Sherman Helmsley for God's sake! Then there is the rumored cast of Celebrity Fat Club 4, including: Corey Haim, Shar Jackson, and Blair from Facts of Life. Couldn't they get Bootsie? With all of this to watch, who needs the reality of war, disease, and crime? This is what our nation has become.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com